We have fart problems in our house and it's not with smelly pungent farts. The girls are well practiced at letting them rip out from beneath their dresses.
No. The problem lies in eldests poor ability to make 'pretend' fart noises with other parts of her body.
For some reason the practice session is often in the car ...
Scene: Strange, slobbering, raspberry noises come from behind me and Mr Dad as we're driving the girls to school.
Mr Dad: "Who's doing that?"
RoRo : "Eldest is."
I look round to see eldest with sleeves pulled back and mouth wrapped around lower arm.
Mr Dad: "Why on earth you doing that?
RaRa: "She's practicing. She wants to get better at her fart noises. Like this ..." (makes fart noise) ... "She wants to be a fart when she grows up!"
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